8.21.2003 - And the heartiest of 'fuck you's goes to... - by Ryoshi

So I wake up this morning after not sleeping very well to begin with, and I decide to visit my site just because I like looking at it. baaahahahahahhahahaa. So I fire up mozilla, punch in electricjesus.net... hmm, that's odd, the domain's not working. I'll check that out in a second. Hope something's not wrong with my hosted material. Well, the hosted material was there, but let me ask you. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A HUGE BANNER AD AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE, AND ANOTHER EVEN MORE GARGANTUAN ONE SITTING AT THE BOTTOM! I FUCKING HATE BANNER ADS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. TRIPOD YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'VE RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL SITE!

It's officially time to say bye to fucking tripod. It's lame enough that a webhost can't understand perl, but when unexpected ads appear pasted all over my page with no option to take them off, it's just a matter of getting the fuck away from them. Soon (as in within 24 hours) we'll be hosted at www.he.net. They have really reasonable prices, so if you're looking for good, full featured webhosting definitely give them a look. Not only will your view be fucking ad-free (not even the popup ad that came up before), but I'll be able to get the forums up a lot sooner, and you'll probably see faster loading times.

Hooray for gayness. Enjoy this bullshit while it lasts. I'm out.